Name: Sir Charles Barkley
AKA: the incredible chuck, Round Mound of Rebound, Sir charles, chip
Position: Foward
Height: 6-6 (with large shoes on, or very tiny stilts)
Weight: 252 lbs.
Likes: D E F E N S E defense, Taco Bell, Rebounds
Dislikes: speech therapy, dancing and hugging, Turrible things
The Lore:
Born with a nearly perfectly spherical head young Charles felt an immediate kinship with the basketball from a young age. For days on end he would disappear into the forests to commune with the basketball and lick syrup off of the trees. This bizarre mixture of religious dedication to the basketball and a diet of almost pure sugar would turn him into hulking mass of basketball fury as he grew. Though not the tallest basketball player on the court his intense syrup fueled attack under the hoop and his bond with the roundest of balls allowed him pull rebounds towards him with an almost magnetic force. On the opposite end of the court he burst through defenders like a pinball bouncing through a very oddly themed pinball machine. A threat anywhere on the court, after his career was over the world would discover he was also a threat on the mike. Despite his bizarre pronunciation of words do to years of indulging in sweet treats leaving his mouth sticky and unable to form certain sounds he still would go on to become americas sweetheart of righteous basketball anger. Not turrible at all Mister Barkley not turrible at all.
