The Tyrant
Name: Lebron James
AKA: The King, The Chosen One, The lord of no rings
Position: Forward
Height: 6'8
Weight:250
Likes: rings, playing with chalk and chin strap beards
Dislikes: not having any rings, ice cream, puppies and of course fans.. who needs em
The Lore:
There once lived a great king. He came from humble beginnings to achieve greatness. A slayer wolfs and magicians. A master of tasty dunks. Loved by his people and respected by his peers.
He truly was a great king but over the years something changed inside him. His lust for jewels and power poisoned his mind. He abandoned the people he once loved and sought out 2 other evil lords to try to complete his conquest for power and riches.
Fortunately for the kingdom without anyone to back them up it looks like the evil lords treachery was all in vain. Though maybe its to early to tell maybe the dark lords shall rise and take the all coveted ring.
Though if Bosh keeps playing like he's allergic to rebounds and Wade and Lebron cant learn to share the ball the heat is going to sizzle out like a match left in the snow.
But remember this will not be the last you see of the great king. Still as powerful as ever he will not be forgotten. To have heros we need villains so love him or hate him King James is here to stay.
EDITORS NOTE: Well folks it seems like the dark prophecy is coming true the moons have aligned and its time to break those virgins out for a sacrifice. The Heat are killing it and the dark lords have risen. We can only wait and see just how far there evil grasp can reach.
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