Sunday, January 30, 2011

The Beard Man

baron davis lore

Name: Baron Davis
AKA: BeardMan, The red Baron, B-Diddy, bodyguard, Boom Dizzle
Position: Guard
Height: 6-3
Weight: 215 lbs.
Likes: beards, headbands, disbelief , The cookout
Dislikes: razors, Donald Sterling, dieting


The Lore:

The Baron is a man of exquisite taste and even more exquisite facial expressions.
Once during a game his look of disbelief caused a man in the crowd to stop believing he existed. He vanished in front of everyone never to be heard of again.

At 89 feet Baron Davis has the longest recorded made shot in the NBA. It's rumored he gave the ball a look, as if you say, if you do not go in your gonna have to deal with all of this. Promptly after that the ball was seen to jump out of his hands and straight into the net it then proceed to burst into flames and a faint cry was heard.

But its not all in the looks for the Baron. This two time all star knows how to ball. He may be getting older but never underestimate the Beard Man. For when you least expect it that is when he strikes.  

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