Name: Dwight Howard
AKA: The man child, Superman, Foul on you, D12, SteelMan
Position: Center
Height: 6'11
Weight: 265 lbs
Likes: Smiles, Puppies, Rebounds
Dislikes: Free throws, Free throws, Free throws
The Lore:
Some say he was a child born the size of a man others say a man who's mind is controlled by some form of magical baby. Either way he is 100% man child. It is said he roams the country side looking for things to jump over and giveing out free smiles to those who want them and those who do not.
He is described as a "Super Man" by many people do to his magic abilities on and off the basketball court. But just like super man the Dwight Howard has one great weakness the dreaded free throw. Sure you may laugh surely the great Dwight Howard dealer of the dunks and ruler of the rebound must not be afraid of a simple free throw.
Although tragic it is true once while playing a three on one game with demons Dwight beat them so badly they cursed him.To this very day he still feels the effect of the curse and can be seen making faces of pain and anguish before taking a free throw. Though despite curses and being hacked like he was Shaq, Dwight and his man baby charm shall shine on for years to come in the land of magic.
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