Friday, January 7, 2011

Crystal Paul Pierce

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Name: Paul Pierce
AKA: The Truth, King Crystal, Demon Slayer
Position: Forward
Height: 6-7
Weight: 235 lbs
Likes: Fighting demons, Another crystal,
Dislikes: Demons, The eerie prophetic nature of his last name after being stabbed


The Lore:
Click here to see where the legend started

From the land of the shamrock comes a man that bleeds green. A crystal being of pure basketball energy, he wanders mystical valleys searching for crystals to convert into clutch plays. On a fateful night years ago the crystal king would engage in a duel with demons that he would almost not escape. Eleven times he was to have a sword pushed through him like a painful reverse game of kerplunk, even this though wouldn't stop him and a month later he would be back on his quest. This has caused more then one of us to question if he is infact a superhuman choosing to use his strange gifts of invincibility and basketball skills for games instead of the logical step of fighting crime by throwing basketballs at criminals like some form of highschool bully turned bizarrely ineffectually gimmicked hero.

Alas we must simply be content to watch mysterious being on the court. Here he is a most versatile attacker, in the paint or from the perimeter no rim is safe from his wrath. He and the other two of the valiant kings of the shamrock kingdoms must stand together once more this time in the face of the three dark kings whom come to challenge for the rule of the eastern lands.

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