Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Big Bird

birdman

Name: Chris Andersen
AKA: BirdMan, ManBird, Gary Busey jr
Position:Center-Forward
Height: 6'10
Weight: 228 lbs
Likes: hair gel, tattoos, rebellion, Free Bird
Dislikes: the league's anti-drug policy, rules, nerds


The Lore:

If you asked any ten year old white boy to draw you a picture of the ultimate bad ass and that kid happened to love the song free bird ninety nine percent of the time you would end up with a drawing of chris andersen with tank treads for legs. This bad ass persona is what makes chris andersen the perfect secret identity for THE BIRDMAN.

No one would ever suspect this heavily tattooed shot blocking hooligan was really a crime fighting costumed savior. On January 24, 2006 BirdMan was reported to have been seen fleeing a burning drug lab. On January 25, 2006, Andersen was disqualified from the NBA for violating the league's anti-drug policy by testing positive for a banned substance. A mere coincidence i think not!

Dropping from the roof tops and walloping evil doers. Celebrating victory with his patented chest slaps and wing flaps .His work is never done. The BirdMan is a true hero but his alter ego is no slouch either. As Chris Anderson he uses his powers on the court to block shots and play some serious D. So remember in prospecting town not all is as it seems

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